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Who’s down with OPP? (at Dan Sung Sa (단성사))

Tue, 07 May 2013 22:38:32 -0700

Who’s down with OPP? (at Dan Sung Sa (단성사))

Anyone want any Disney collectors’ pins?

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 19:21:50 -0700

Anyone want any Disney collectors’ pins?

Any one want any badges?

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 19:19:10 -0700

Any one want any badges?

Airing out the bedroom because I had the urge to clean the...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 08:35:45 -0700

Airing out the bedroom because I had the urge to clean the bathroom with Exxon-Valdez oil spill grade cleaner which made Doggins Von Waffles de Coco retreat!

A Homer Simpson kind of day: Passion fruit, Chocolate Coconut...

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 22:10:44 -0700

A Homer Simpson kind of day: Passion fruit, Chocolate Coconut and Chocolate Hazelnut baked #glutenfree donuts. Now back to the power plant. D’oh! (at fōnuts)

thugkitchen: THERE’S SO MUCH GOD DAMN SPINACH in this shit even...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 12:16:46 -0700

thugkitchen:

THERE’S SO MUCH GOD DAMN SPINACH in this shit even Popeye can’t hate. Yeah spinach makes you swoll as fuck, we know that. But did you know just one cup of spinach is over 300% of your daily recommended Vitamin A? Sweet fuck. You worried about acne? Wrinkles? Any other skin shit? Spinach to the mother fucking rescue. That shit keeps your skin looking so fresh and so clean, not to mention helping to prevent skin cancer. Spinach has these plant-based compounds called “flavonoids” that not only repair damaged skin but also fight multiple types of cancer. Everybody knows I ain’t even fucking playing when it comes to dick cancer, I gotta have my shit in tact.

IF YOU SMOKE cigarettes (tumblr crew I’m looking at you), DO NOT take any Vitamin A or beta carotene supplements. Studies have shown that combining those supplements with tobacco drastically increases your risk for lung cancer. But then again, smoking drastically increases your risk for lung cancer. So quit that shit.

You want to make this shit at home and tell Jamba Juice they can go fuck themselves by not paying for their high calorie sugary shit? Recipe below for a Thug Kitchen Original:

SPINACH COOLER
Ectoplasm free and Dr. Venkman approved

2 handfuls of spinach (about 2 cups)

2 frozen bananas

1 cup chopped and skinned cucumber

4 medium chunks of pineapple

1 cup coconut water or tap

1/4 cup orange juice

1 tablespoon flax oil (optional)

6-8 mint leaves (optional, but I dig that shit)

yields ~20 ounces

Toss that shit in a blender and zap it. If you prefer it a little sweeter, add some more pineapple to that shit. DRINK UP, CHAMP.

Seriously though, fuck Jamba Juice. Only they could make smoothies as unhealthy as McDonald’s made oatmeal.

corgiaddict: sherlocks-shenanigans: Love it STUMPERS

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 18:08:09 -0700

corgiaddict:

sherlocks-shenanigans:

Love it

STUMPERS

Photo

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 15:15:02 -0700

When is the best time to Tweet? And other social media insight...

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 09:41:00 -0700

When is the best time to Tweet? And other social media insight from Business Insider.

Just asked a friend about his glasses because it was two pretty...

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 23:08:00 -0700

Just asked a friend about his glasses because it was two pretty shades of blue (my favorite color) and told me about Theo Eyewear. I instantly fell in love with this pictured pair, Jordaens with the exaggerated cat-eye and Pollack-esque splashes of black and rose! The collections under this label are very retro modern, eye-catching and nouveau artist inspired.

theo created the ‘Antwerp Painters’ collection as a highly original way of paying homage to 6 golden oldies with Antwerp roots! And now we’ve painted them in different colours!

Blue Corn Chilaquiles for dinner because we have so much salsa...

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 19:16:00 -0700

Blue Corn Chilaquiles for dinner because we have so much salsa leftover from the farty and it’s my favorite hangover food even though I’m not. #vegetarian #glutenfree

Ingredients

Corn Tortillas (You will need between two-three 6” rounds per person)
Unrefined coconut oil or grapeseed oil
A jar of your favorite salsa (Papalote is my favorite!)
Onions and Cilantro to taste
Eggs (optional)
Veggies (optional)
Cheese (optional)
Sour Cream or Crema Fresca (optional)

Make

Warm up your pan with 4-6 tablespoons of oil (depending on the size of the pan)
Chop up tortillas into triangles by: folding them in half three times until you have a triangle!
Fry tortillas in oil until golden brown (the crispier, the less likely they’ll turn out soggy) then, turn off the stove and toss in the salsa while it’s still warm and plate.
If you’re making eggs, quickly fry them them and place them on top of your chilaquiles before they get soggy.
Add an optional side of your choice of veggies to complete the meal.
Top with cheese, onions, cilantro and/or crema if you wish.

A wall of Eng bottles at @actuallyNPH’s magic show,...

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 18:57:43 -0700

A wall of Eng bottles at @actuallyNPH’s magic show, Nothing to Hide! Might pee my pants in anticipation!!! #illusions #theatre (at Geffen Playhouse)

#Momofuku’s #Cereal #Milk #Cupcake by Parky! (at Clover...

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 19:44:27 -0700

#Momofuku’s #Cereal #Milk #Cupcake by Parky! (at Clover Park)

FLANtastic! #birdythree (at Picca Peruvian Cantina)

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 19:53:04 -0700

FLANtastic! #birdythree (at Picca Peruvian Cantina)

It’s a sign! #birdythree

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 14:16:51 -0700

It’s a sign! #birdythree

This n00b went to SXSW and all she got was some dog hair.

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 17:59:00 -0700

All of my pretty, pretty girlfriends who don’t work in tech have been asking me since the day I returned back to LA-LA Land, “How was SXSW?” “How was Austin?” “Is EVERYTHING really bigger in Texas?” “OMG tell me everything?!”. And I try to reply audibly with my hushed, very hoarse voice akin to my favorite tranny at SF’s Divas, “It was fucking insane.”

First off, my husband had told me with an audible snarky, jealous giggle fit, “Have fun in geek vegas!” before I left. I said I will but I’m already fucking stressed out since my hotel, motel, holiday inn…was about 4 miles south of the Austin Convention Center and cabs are scarce. He’s never been, yet assures me I’ll have “fun” as I can hear him sipping on his Napa Valley red at his parents’ bay area home while staring at the fat doggies avoid one another. He’s probably stoned.

A few days before I leave for Austin, I find an awesome Airbnb about 2 miles east of everything SXSW and declare victory! My co-worker was also coming with me so now I’m not all alone in a new place (because this is what girls stress about). Good things come in twos, right?

We RSVP for all of the parties, plan our daylight sessions and pack for sun, rain, the first day of school, frat parties, meet-ups, media blitzes, wet t-shirt contests and the evening chill. We are fucking set! I even submitted some of my expenses beforehand. I’m so money right meow!

The day I leave for Austin, I work a full day and even have time to shop for a new pair of boots since the ones I was going to wear oh you know, cut my toe! Then, the SuperShuttle picks me up 20 minutes early! I’m talking to a co-worker about bats and BBQ then, have to jet out into the crazy Santa Monica street trying to flag down my shittle (that’s not a typo) who has some pissed off passengers because I’m late. No fucker, you’re way to fucking early!

I get through security after visiting the bathroom 3x (I was really bored) I finally got to board my flight and guess where I’m sitting? In the last row, next to a 6’ tall dude who I’m sure has already claimed both arm rests. I can see he’s happy when he sees a midget girl is now his seat mate. I force a fake hello. He’s also a SXSW n00b and wants to talk and take a nap? I just want to fall asleep regardless of the fact that he was slightly pretty to look at. He was from SF and when I said I moved from there, it changed to Palo Alto (ha!) and worked at a VC. I asked him why he wasn’t taking the firm’s jet and if it was because he was an intern — he nearly blushed. I was right!

Fast-forward a few hours and the taxi queue started at #3 sign and ended at a #5 sign. YAY. It’s 1-2am. Then we get a cab with a super nice local and the cutest southern draaaawwwwwl. I give him our Airbnb address and that’s when I should have noticed we were heading to the ghetto. Mr. Cabbie is unaware of the street and waited for us to find the place and made sure we were A-OK!

Once we get in we want to pass out but it was hard not to notice that a dog slept here, here, here and here (I’m pointing to every-fucking-where). There was black dog hair woven in the *new* pillow cases, sheets, mattress and futon. The towel also had bleach stains (kinda ok) and a crusty, mucus stain (totes jizz)!!! Oh and the comforter for the futon smelled moldy and had some funny white stains (non-mucus).

We booked Lucifer’s house in Austin.

I tried to talk to Beezlebub in the morning to see if she (yep, the devil is a girl) could change the linens and towels and we’d be happy as a clam!

She replied: “Ah, my ad says I have a dog.”

Well my mouth says, “You a dirty bitch!”.

I plead again and receive no response for over 24 hours. It’s time to call to complain and it’s a process! Photos, screen shots of our texts and finally after a few hours a new place is booked. Huzzah! There was a lot of scrambling and asking local friends for help but I’d rather not relive this nightmare even through this blog post of rants.

/days1-2

So not vegan. Go big or go home! #bbq #austin #texas #fatass ...

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 11:43:17 -0700

So not vegan. Go big or go home! #bbq #austin #texas #fatass (at Iron Works BBQ)

In line for some Texas BBQ finally! #austin (at Iron Works BBQ)

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 11:32:48 -0700

In line for some Texas BBQ finally! #austin (at Iron Works BBQ)

I won the 40-second free throw showdown!!! #sxsw #austin...

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 10:08:44 -0700

I won the 40-second free throw showdown!!! #sxsw #austin #basketball #bball (at The Blind Pig Pub)

I’m next in line for #TETRIS! (at Cedar Door)

Sat, 09 Mar 2013 20:59:08 -0800

I’m next in line for #TETRIS! (at Cedar Door)